So I was playing ice hockey with this professional poker player Joe Cada and I was scoring on him like it was nothing. I would grab the puck and fake him out then take a slap shot and it would go over the goalie and I would score. It was so easy. Nobody could stop me from scoring when I touched the puck, especially not Joe Cada. I scored maybe 4 or 5 times and I was feeling great. Even Joe Cada was amazed at how awesome I was playing. Then I woke up.